I'm NOT a Bore!

Kaylor asks, "Mom what are you going to be for Halloween?"  When I tell him, "A pregnant lady!"  He grumbles, "Awe, that's BORING!"   So just for my little Police Officer, I sneak into the costume box and find the good ol' trusty devil horns.  Into the bathroom I go to give myself some red, red lips, black liner and puff my hair up just so.  When I come out, he looks me up and down.  "Mom, you look so PRETTY, what are you?"  I point out the horns and his face lights up.  "You make a really cute she-devil Mom!"  He takes off and runs into his room to get his costume on...with a HUGE smile.  I guess I'm not THAT boring!